minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

bl-ossomed:

Me

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

well-born:

It looks like someone cut the image of their beloved out of a picture to put into a locket